found while cruising craigslist for a new place to live:
"...Washer/dryer in unit. Building remodeled in 2001. All windows open both top and bottom. Includes 1 garage parking space and additional storage (5 ft by 5 ft by 5 ft). Building has common rooftop deck. Terms: 1st, $1750 sec dep. Min. 12 month lease. No Smoking, pet c/c with additional deposit (no Dalmatians). $200 Move in/move out fee. Call..."
*the boy and i have been randomly muttering "no dalmations" all weekend.