you know you are amongst a bunch of arty liberals when, after confiding to them that your father will be voting for arnold, there is an audible gasp and a moment of silence.
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we recently found out that the city museum will be having an all out haunted house on the night of the wedding. the boy and i had great fun figuring out all the most inappropriate times during the ceremony when the halloween noises will most certainly creep up the stairs.
"speak now or forever hold your peace" "AAAAAAaaaaah, noooooo!"
"i now pronounce you husband and wife" "Mwaa ha ha ha haaaa"
i figure i'll just trump them all and walk down the aisle to "monster mash"
