Considering the wonderfully disturbing amount of traffic this site has gotten off of searches for "bubble butt", I thought I'd encourage it a bit with an update about bubble butt himself, my ugly ass goldfish.
Here he is. Still alive. In his enormous tank. All alone, having destroyed all other life forms that tried to share space with him (notice the plant is now gone). Not swimming. He just sits there in the lower right hand corner all day. Facing the wall. Only moves to eat. I think his eyeballs are getting to be too much for him.