(not) not my dissertation


Friday, February 28, 2003

ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE LADY AT THE BRIDAL BOUTIQUE  

"Hello, Janice! So very nice to meet you today! My name is Sissy!"

"Thank you so much for sharing this very special time with me!"

"I only had boy children, so I never got to play dress up with them!"

"Oh, that's a little too risque, don't you think?"(!)

after hearing that the boy is studying theatrical design: "oh, well! isn't that interesting! who knows, maybe he'll be working for Aaron Spelling some day!"

after hearing that i'm studying audiology: "oh! so you want to work with children!"


posted by J at 9:17 PM


 

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