In one of my favorite pasttimes of 'self-diagnosis-using-google", I was trying to figure out if the "green phlegm" of this morning is cause for alarm. Well, according to certain freaky mountain dwelling conspiracy theorists, it certainly is. I've most definitely been exposed to a chemtrails. This is not only the cause of my green phelgm, but my multiple sclerosis and that nasty flesh eating virus I've been battling for weeks.
