"I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you're naked with your family." and "LET's SO BRING IT! ON DOWN" are two of my favorite entries at the Engrish.com website. Found via Jejune.net. I have a little bit of Engrish on my very own porch...a camp chair that reads "Please do not give loads to excede the above weight or you will cause the chair broken and injure yourself".