Him: Were you the one I was talkin' to last time about having a sister? Did I ask you if you had a sister?
Him: You don't have a sister?
Him: Well, you know the only way your mama could tell if she had a bad girl or a good girl...(crazy man laughter) (end of joke)
Me: (pause) Oh, yeah...(confused laughter)
I think it was a dirty joke. I'm not sure. Is it wrong to have more fun at work when your patients are likely both crazy and drunk? I'm pretty sure that's wrong...