"Hi, Stress Induced Ulcer, good to see you again..."
There's nothing like wasting a long weekend to give you that "its 4 in the morning and you've wasted SO much time this weekend you should be ashamed of yourself...I mean, don't you want to graduate you idiot!??!!??!" kind of panic attacky kind of feel. I'm going to Denny's to try and recreate some of the good student juice I had only a short while ago. Wish me luck.